For that rare breed of shameless dude who:

  1. knows he's funny as balls and refuses to censor himself for "political correctness,"
  2. recognizes Skankfest '88 is the obvious t-shirt of choice for family reunions, and,
  3. generously live streams video of himself as "NOT A RAPIST" from the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's.

Most dudes dare not be so hilarious. But if you're still reading this, you probably aren't like most dudes.

Unlike the plethora of Dilly Dilly, Dunder Mifflin, and chicken butthole shirts every jagoff on the planet is buying from Amazon nowadays, these t-shirts are guaranteed to be one-of-a-kind.