Astroturf... sockpuppets... fake grassroots movements... Call them what you will.

These funny one-liner tees establish that you give a shit, and remind everyone that something should be done. Neutrality is not an option.

The menace known as "Internet" must be stopped or at least moved to Cleveland.

Same goes for hipsters↝Cleveland.

Do something! Other shit! Et cetera!

The basic appeal here is to go move things, stop something, and otherwise give a shit. Most importantly, don't be the numb-nut fuckknob who shows up with un-dope threads.

If you're still reading this, GREAT!

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"No, fuck you," you might be thinking...

... to which I'd reply: "Please reconsider."