it's a good thing YOU HAVE A GLORIOUS RACK because you fucking suck at conversation.
it's a good thing YOU HAVE A GLORIOUS RACK because you fucking suck at conversation.

it's a good thing YOU HAVE A GLORIOUS RACK because you fucking suck at conversation.

Regular price $19.94

Jugged-out chicks sucking at conversation?

I think we can all agree that that assessment is as hilarious as it is accurate, yes?

And it would be fucking hilarious to wear that shit on your chest, no?

If you concur, great! Purchase this novelty party shirt☝️, and read no further!

If you don't concur, then fuck. I must write shitty sales copy. Buy it anyway? Please? Just think of it as an investment in your future. It will make a bitchin conversation piece, so that's value added.


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Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28

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