✰WORLD RECORD✰

✰WORLD RECORD✰

Regular price $425,000.00

This is the most expensive t-shirt on the planet, but there's a good reason for it--to end animal suffering.

Limited run of one (1). All proceeds from the sale will be donated to the Animal Welfare Institute.


T-shirt reads:

funny dude shirts.
hilarious dude shirts you probably can't afford.*
*all designs on sale now.†
†except this one


free premium shipping.‡



‡T-shirt will be personally couriered and delivered on a velvet pillow by Dr. Ernest Wiseman, accompanied by a barbershop quartet singing "There Will Always Be a Place for You."

 

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28